What five words best describe you?
- (1) I (2) am (3) Guillaume (4) Coutu (5) Dumont!
What is your daily ritual?
- You mean a part from the young virgins sacrifice? Not much, the usual rain making, the occasional black mass… normal wholesome fun.
What were you doing at midnight last night?
- I was at Tenax Club in Firenze. Ciao ragaza!
What do you fear most?
- That little girl in The Exorcist was something… I mean, « your mom sucks cocks in hell…! », that wasn’t a nice thing to tell the priest.
Do you collect anything?
- Ugly fridge magnets from every city I visit. It has to have the name of the city on it. The winner, up to now, is Düsseldorf. Disgusting,
What is your worst addiction?
- I quit smoking so I guess I’m clean now… or… euh… am I?
Have you driven anyone insane?
- As in driving someone to follow you home, and call you at night, and kill your pet and leave it’s head bleeding in your bed? No never.
Who are your favourite heroines in real life?
- …What do you mean Wonder woman doesn’t exist for real???
Who would you have liked to be?
- That question is so vague that I can only think of one answer: blue # 628.
If you had to be a city, what would you be and why?
-…Hmmm cergy pontoise without a shadow of a doubt.
A landscape you could contemplate for hours?
- Sunsets and sunrises… unfortunately it never last for hours…
An unknown destination that makes you dream?
- The Mekong Delta in Vietnam. I’m going there soon.
What is the strangest thing you ever done?
- Yeah right, like if there is even a slight chance I’ll tell it in an interview. At least pay me a couple of beers before.
What is the strangest place you know?
- A sexy waitresses diner joint on the highway between Montreal and Victoriaville in Québec. I mean who the hell finds it sexy to see a 62 years old waitress in baby doll serving western omelette to a bunch of truckers.
What would you bring with you in outer space?
- I think the real question is who the hell would bring ME in outer space… but to answer your question I think I would pick oxygen above all.
What do you like the most about your job?
- I actually don’t have a job since I left it 6 years ago. I consider myself very lucky to be able to earn my living with my passion.
What are your best and worst memories?
- I think the answer to both question would be the birth of my son.
What was your first record and how old where you?
- After “Les Aristochats” on my fisher price record player, I had Queen’s News of the World. Remember this freaky cover?
What is your cult track?
- Hmm…tough one. One of the tracks that stayed with me forever is Pink Floyd’s Echoes.
The most recent record or artist you fell in love with?
- The Budos Band. Proper!!!! But writing this I am listening to Terre Thaemlitz “midtown 120 blues” and I am totally flabbergasted.
If you had to do another job, what would it be?
- Chef…cook
What does Lessizmore represents for you?
- Jesssssssssssssssss
What is currently happening for you?
- Some diapers, a lot of music and as much fun I can have with a little neck deprived human being… and a trip to Vietnam.
Do you have any new projects?
- New G&the Cds stuff (album on Circus Company, eps and remixes), new Chic Miniature stuff, new experimental project alongside multidisciplinary artist Gabriel Coutu Dumont and other collaboration (notably as Destination Danger with Oleg Poliakov).
